Momol a.k.a. Make Out Make Out Lang by Sam YG (as seen on his twitter account)
Rule 1: Momol does not equate to love. They are two totally different things. Once you mix one with the other, yari ka!
Rule 2: Don’t kiss and tell
Rule 3: Pag nabitin, wag nang pilitin!
Rule 4: Huwag mashadong sarapan ang pagpapatikim para hindi ka hanap hanapin.
Rule 5: Don’t kiss and tweet.
Rule 6: Huwag mashadong malikot ang kamay!
Rule 7: Practice makes perfect. Iba ibang tao, iba ibang style.
Rule 8: Never say “Please” but always say “Thank you!”
Rule 9: Keep your eyes closed 90% of the time. Unless you’re in the car and may security guard or police na rumuronda.
Rule 10: Easy on the tongue. Stick it out at the right time and don’t keep it out all the time!
Rule 11: Learn the art of making bitin para may next time!
Rule 12: Momol is not a laway fest. Ok lang maingay huwag lang mashadong maglaway. Don’t spread your laway all over his/her cheeks or face.
Rule 13: DON’T give a compliment if you don’t mean it. Gulo lang yan! But if masarap talaga, just say “ang sarap mo” before you leave.
Rule 14: MOMOL is not a Bootycall! Drunk dialing is accepted but know your limits! Ayusin mo! Drunk momoling can make or break you! Sabi nang wag malikot ang kamay eh! Anak ng tinapay! sige ka, ikaw din!
Rule 15: Huwag masyado Gigil. You can always take a break to compose yourself. Always have water ready.
Rule 16: For guys, be a gentleman: Kung marunong kang magtanggal ng bra, make sure marunong ka ring magkabit! Don’t be sloppy!
Rule 17: Wag kang choosy kung hindi ka yummy! Alam mo yan!
Rule 18: If you start getting Kilig in the process of momolling, pull back right away ang check yourself before you wreck yourself.
Rule 19: Huwag na kayong maglokohan kung alam mong gusto mo rin naman!
Rule 20: Ok lang umiyak sa sarap. But do it in private. If momolling in public (aka PDA), Ayusin mo!!! kita mong may nanonood eh! perform like there’s no tomorrow!
Rule 21: You’re only as good as your last momol so always bring your a-game!
Rule 22: Focus!!! Wag kang text ng text! Put your phone on silent mode
Rule 23: Ok lang kumagat, basta walang sugat
Rule 24: if you’re gonna do something wrong. Do it right! No chikininis please!
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teka, bakit walang #4? XD hahah. nice naman! Panalo. galing . hahah
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